shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

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underwon:

my brain has too many tabs open

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uhmeliamay:

uhmeliamay:

Pull my hair and bite my neck

Or just play with my hair and cuddle with me I’m not picky

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dy1anobrien:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

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mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

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❝Michael Simmons: “If a female student got drunk and had her car stolen the university would call the police. If she got drunk and had her computer stolen, they would call the police. If she got drunk and had her phone stolen, they would call the police. The fact that she was drunk would not even be factored in when assessing if a crime had been committed. But if she gets drunk and has her body invaded and her humanity stolen, school administrations are perplexed about what to do.”

everything-fuckable:

*buys kinky bra for looking hot in front of the mirror at 3am by yourself*

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cockbarf:

it’s really really hard to find someone who’s ‘fuck yeah’ about being with me

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